The Golden Globes

We watched the Golden Globes a couple nights ago and spent some time developing a few fashion rules.

Rule Number One: If you're over 40, dress like it.

Exhibit A:






































And, during my research, look what I came across. This is Jennifer from the Golden Globes a few years ago.






























Now, I love Jen as much as the next girl at the hair salon, but these are some really unfortunate fashion decisions. Obviously she has fired her stylist....or her stylist is a hooker.







Rule Number Two: If you have breasts the size of Pluto, you are not allowed to wear a dress cut down to your knees.











Not Okay.




















Rule Number Three: Leave your curtains at home.


















That completes our comprehensive list. Learn it. Live it. Message me for my mailing address if you'd like to send a thank-you card.



On that note, I'll leave you with the ever classy, Kate Winslet. This is how an age-appropriate woman SHOULD dress: