The Golden Globes

We watched the Golden Globes a couple nights ago and spent some time developing a few fashion rules.

Rule Number One: If you're over 40, dress like it.

Exhibit A:






































And, during my research, look what I came across. This is Jennifer from the Golden Globes a few years ago.






























Now, I love Jen as much as the next girl at the hair salon, but these are some really unfortunate fashion decisions. Obviously she has fired her stylist....or her stylist is a hooker.







Rule Number Two: If you have breasts the size of Pluto, you are not allowed to wear a dress cut down to your knees.











Not Okay.




















Rule Number Three: Leave your curtains at home.


















That completes our comprehensive list. Learn it. Live it. Message me for my mailing address if you'd like to send a thank-you card.



On that note, I'll leave you with the ever classy, Kate Winslet. This is how an age-appropriate woman SHOULD dress:

Fashion Bug

Okay, I'm over feeling guilty. Fashion is like a drug. After a few days of mulling it over, and stalking various style blogs, I'm feeling pangs of withdrawal. The thought that maybe I should forgo grad school in lieu of a 9-5 in order to afford fun ensembles just crossed my mind. Maybe I'm being a little rash......???

The Final Result

I had a shopping marathon today. Six hours to be exact. Although, one of those hours was spent trying to back out of the driveway. We had a white Christmas...a blizzard no less! Now, I must inform you that I am not, nor have I ever been a Black Friday/day after Christmas shopper. However, this December 26th I decided to venture out into the arctic tundra to brave the elements and crazy drivers (People in the southwest are incapable of driving in winter weather) to find the perfect first job wardrobe.

Two aching arms, one empty belly, and six hours later, Here is the result (including yesterday's Christmas gifts):
-one navy dress
-one brown bag
-7 camis
-3 skirts
-2 scarves
-two pairs of tights: brown herring bone and opaque black
-7 tops
-4 cardigans
-1 pair heels
-1 pair slouchy boots
-2 pairs of pants
...and a partridge in a pair tree.

Really, I found some amazing deals and really cute items. Here's the problem...I have never spent more than probably $200 at one time. Even though I was given a budget, I'm feeling a little guilty/greedy and overwhelmed. I have been perusing style blogs (see "What I Wore" So cute!) and feel almost certain that, while I have all the staples, I am utterly hopeless when it comes to combining all the pieces. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fairly fashionable person, but very simple. Think, skinny jeans, slouchy boots, crew top, and a necklace. Anymore than that, and I'm lost. That's where I'm at today. Tomorrow, I'll probably be returning my 12 days of Christmas...

The Big-Girl Wardrobe Hunt

So, in celebration of my new big-girl job (cleverly disguised as a necessity for success in said position), I have convinced Mr. Twentysomething to allot some shopping money for a new big-girl wardrobe!

The attire is kind of business-casual, and so far my clothing selection consists of mostly college-slob.

Here's what I'm thinking to start off with:
-several new camis. I'm always on the hunt for long, fitted ones to layer. I may have hit the jackpot. 3/$15 from wetseal.com. Teeny-bopper store? Yes. Cheap, cute undershirts? Yes!









-cardigan. I have been looking for a good cardigan for probably two years. So, I'm considering spending a bit more on this. Here's a cute one from American Eagle.












-opaque black tights. Another item that you can go cheap on. Hello Target, my love!











-classic button down. I think this is a really boring item to spend a lot of money on, but I suppose its important to have a good quality classic in your closet. All the good ones I found start around $50! Who knew!












-slouchy boots. Definitely need a pair of boots that are work appropriate...can't rock the Uggs.











I still need a good black pencil skirt to go with a blazer I have. Finally, I'll throw in a few fun tops and accessories. Any suggestions?? I'm all for tips from the veterans!